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friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
friend:
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
nobody ever: you're cute and I want to date you
laika-boss:

Faris Wheel

laika-boss:

Faris Wheel

(via itchy--bones)

thelordofthebutts:

i am the human representation of squidward

(via alexander-j-rotter)

mmsection:

this photo is perf

mmsection:

this photo is perf

(Source: purpleemoon, via ph0que)