(Source: ruta-mia, via redwhitemonkey)
friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
friend:
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
(Source: vivendoparanaocontemplaroobvio, via curlystrawsmetaphorsandgoo)
(Source: themagicofvenice, via all-you-people-are-velociraptors)
nobody ever: you're cute and I want to date you
(Source: youme-infinity, via wonderlandlizy)
(Source: the-dream-tiger, via itchy--bones)
(Source: noexfieldson, via alexander-j-rotter)
(Source: noexfieldson, via alexander-j-rotter)
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